Epic Battle

[ellestra]

There's a fanfiction contest (or maybe more like RPF) that not only get you a set of  books from Subterranean Press but also will get you published along a lot of professional sf authors. All you have to do is to write a story about this picture  depicting the epic battle between orcfied John Scalzi and Wil Wheaton on unicorn-pegaz-kitty (to make it harder - no slash, sorry):


Frankly I don't care about stories. The awesomness of this picture is enough. It even has vulcanoes. But all this is for a good cause so if you are good at it...