Sharing, spreading, memorising

Pat's posted an excerpt from The Crippled God as he already has it and is just about to start to read it. I'm jelous but I still haven't finished Stonewielder and there is part of me that want to stretch it all just a little bit longer. It's the last book. Just a little over decade. Very quickly for 10 book door-stopper fantasy series. At least I can laugh at all the followers of other fantasy series. No need to worry if Erikson will die before ending the series. He's already done.

You can become a character in the newest John Scalzi novel.  Well, a character will be named after you instead of Angela Merkel if you win. You just need to write a haiku from the point of view of someone who is dieing/ just died from one of these:

1. A spider monkey or monkeys;
2. LASERS
3. Poor GPS directions
4. And, of course, Spontaneous Human Combustion.

And Wil Wheaton in Fez because it just has to be shared:

Wil Wheaton should be evil more often. Making him evil was an inspired choice. I think he was born to be the greatest evil nemesis of our generation.